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forwantofahorse - un: UNOWEN. text. 3/12
lipochrome - text; post-leviathan; un: xX_coolbonebabe_Xx
dynatox - un: terry.silver, text
possessum - delivery...... (cw: tongue-related gore....)
brushy - un: AMMAKO (handwritten text)
terriblepurpose - text | un: younghuman
commediadellarte - action, backdated to early june, I'M SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG
obeir - text | un: kd6-3.7 (backdated to anytime after the karate tournament? just to make it official!)
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abornfighter - Left anonymously on Johnny's doorstep in a clear plastic box
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strongroots - early nov / text
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un: hardsell. text.
Date: 2022-02-10 02:47 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2022-02-10 09:50 pm (UTC)I had my own reasons for it but it sounds like the asshole deserves it.
I'm down.
Are you thinking of that Raccoon Rat Room? Or do you know a better place?
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Date: 2022-03-09 01:58 am (UTC)I'm going to need some help moving out of Ozpin's house tomorrow.
It's a lot to ask, but... could you lend a hand?
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Date: 2022-03-09 04:30 am (UTC)I'll be there first thing.
What did the creep do this time?
Want me to stuff his head down a toilet on our way out?
I haven' swirlied a nerd in 30 years.
It'd be hilarious.
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From:Sorry! This last week and a bit have been nuts. Did not mean to let this sit.
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From:text; post-leviathan; un: xX_coolbonebabe_Xx
Date: 2022-03-19 02:31 am (UTC)[ welcome back to the land of the living, johnny. this can only be good. ]
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Date: 2022-03-19 02:38 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2022-04-07 03:43 am (UTC)text\
Date: 2022-04-07 03:58 am (UTC)That's just going to make them think they can walk all over me.
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From:delivery...... (cw: tongue-related gore....)
Date: 2022-05-05 12:53 am (UTC)At first glance, it might look like a large slug plopped down there: thick and wet. But closer inspection will show that it is, in fact... a tongue.
Cut (or perhaps torn, given how jagged and frayed its edges are) very freshly out, bleeding profusely. By the time morning comes, a puddle of blood will have spread out all around it, no doubt attracting an unfavourable amount of flies.
The demon thinks the meaning of this "gift" is clear. His prior threat to Johnny's tongue was and remains a warning. )
un: AMMAKO (handwritten text)
Date: 2022-06-13 01:57 am (UTC)Text UN: 1stStrike
Date: 2022-06-13 02:10 am (UTC)I've been holding up alright.
Just winding down after the tournament.
Your student kicked some serious ass out there.
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From:text | un: younghuman
Date: 2022-06-16 04:16 pm (UTC)As he often does under duress, Paul turns to the words of the philosophers, those of his own era and of the ancient past. It is a sage of Johnny's own time that Paul settles on, at last, as the metaphor through which he can convey his opinion while minimizing offense.]
Sensei, is love not a battlefield?
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Date: 2022-06-16 04:58 pm (UTC)At first he’s absolutely confused by it. It must be some new internet meme that he doesn’t understand.
But then he realizes that wasn’t particularly Paul’s style and the gears start churning in his head. If someone else was around they might smell burning.
The fight with Kaworu. That’s what this was about.]
Guess your boyfriend told you about our little brawl, huh?
Gotta admit I didn’t think the twig had it in him. But he really showed me what he’s made of.
So yeah. Love is a Battlefield, kid.
And he’s gotta be strong, and he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
Because when push comes to shove.
You might need a hero.
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From:action, backdated to early june, I'M SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG
Date: 2022-06-26 09:00 am (UTC)But that would've evaporated as soon as he read it.]
I'm moving out. Quitting Cobra Kai, too. Don't worry, I'll have everything out by tomorrow.
[Then, a few minutes later, after careful deliberation:]
I'm sorry, Lawrence-sensei.
[As she promised, Sayo already has most of her belongings in boxes by the next morning, with Goat-kun helping her pack up the rest of her odds and ends. When Johnny wanders into her field of view, her eyes briefly flick toward him (and toward the punching bag) before she focuses once again on her task, staying quiet.
Then one of her training weights tumbles off from where it was precariously perched on her stack of equipment, plummeting to the floor and in Johnny's direction.]
Shit- look out!
[There are more bags than usual under her eyes. She's been doing this all night while he's been dead asleep, no wonder she got clumsy.]
Also late on getting back to this
Date: 2022-07-08 03:29 am (UTC)When the text comes finally comes through he just stares at it briefly. He knew that this was never meant to permanent, she had needed help and he had been there to provide it. It was cut and dry and simple in the regard and he wasn't about to stand in her way. But quitting the dojo? That was a cut that he hadn't quite been expecting. He'd have to crack a beer after he was done with that one.
By the time he wakes up again he hears working on packing and he gets up to start working on scrounging up something for breakfast. He sees her eyes look to him but he glances down toward the ground and misses the glance at the punching bag. He doesn't know what she's seen and frankly he didn't consider that any of her business. That matter was closed as far he was concerned (And wrong he was).
The training weight falls and comes his way and he shifts down to pick it up before it hits him. He's still tired and a little unfocused himself so as he reaches down it rolls over his fingers and he winces from a brief sting of pain.]
Augh- Fucking white belt.
[He seethes briefly before he picks up the weight and carries it over to Sayo.]
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From:text | un: kd6-3.7 (backdated to anytime after the karate tournament? just to make it official!)
Date: 2022-07-19 04:32 am (UTC)I was one of Silver sensei's students. In light of his disappearance, I was wondering if you'd be willing to help me continue my training?
Thank you for your time.
YES! Thank you for starting this!
Date: 2022-07-20 12:16 am (UTC)Thanks for doing all that. You helped make that one hell of a show.
I thought I saw you with the old man a few times. Sure. Any of the refugees from his Cobra Kai are welcome at my school.
Come by and we can see what you've got.
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From:Video; UN: Willow
Date: 2022-08-04 11:19 pm (UTC)The feed opens, and Willow is seated at the table in the Pines' kitchen. Her hair and eyes are back to their usual shades of red and green respectively instead of the inky black they were during their last encounter.]
Johnny. Hi. Um, listen. I know it doesn't make what happened any better, or anything. There's nothing I can do about that - I wish I could. But I still wanted you to know that if it hadn't been for last month's... well, last month's everything. It never would've happened. I never wanted it to happen. I'm sorry.
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Date: 2022-08-09 07:30 pm (UTC)not me thats who
how many shots did you do i lost count
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Date: 2022-08-19 09:53 pm (UTC)I'm 100% all man.
A lot.
I think...
Judging by the puke all over my house I'd say a lot.
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From:text, un: reueschwert [after chara's post]
Date: 2022-08-11 01:21 am (UTC)It's Anna. Ignore the new German in my name, I'm rebranding.
And speaking of...
What are the odds of perhaps a small amount of mercy in this dojo?
Say, for someone who's trying to learn better self-discipline so she doesn't do anything stupid again?
Crazy random question.
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Date: 2022-08-11 01:54 am (UTC)Because that's kind of badass in it's own right.
Well- There is No Mercy in Cobra Kai so you're out of luck there.
But you're in luck because I'm throwing that shit out the window anyways.
The creed.
That little asshole kid.
The T-Shirts.
And all the bullshit that comes with it.
So I guess what I'm saying is I'm rebranding too.
And you're welcome to join my new dojo.
But we don't accept defeat in this place.
So you better be ready to become unstoppable.
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From:Left anonymously on Johnny's doorstep in a clear plastic box
Date: 2022-08-24 02:47 am (UTC)voice; un: d.larusso
Date: 2022-09-02 06:34 am (UTC)And by that I mean that Daniel sounds absolutely freaked out. He even sounds kind of out of breath, like he's been running around - or like he just got out of a really stressful situation with only one thought on the mind. ]
Johnny, have you seen Robby?!
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Date: 2022-09-02 01:02 pm (UTC)Robby's here!?
[There's a hint of surprise in his tone along with something else. A tinge of annoyance and frustration that LaRusso may have seen his son before he did. Of course he'd be trying to get a jump on his son and weasel his way in there.
These are very normal thoughts.]
No, I haven't- Have you?
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From:also w/ daniel larusso, action, outside school of mutter
Date: 2022-09-05 06:47 pm (UTC)This sucks.
This would be everything: The chill in the air made drearier from the decor on this side of town (seriously? eyes?); the wait for an inevitable that he's stuck in, the meeting he'd rather avoid; the fact he's planning to go through with it, and not just ditch this place, check his Omni for some form of GPS and get walking. Why not be more like what he's used to from certain others, and don't be around - don't show up?
...But he doesn't want to think like that, dig up old bitterness to chew on for flavour as he waits; even as his thoughts fight with some distant memory, a promise that things will be okay. And then over to the life here in Trench he hasn't been a part of, again, of the ones making him proud and happy.
He doesn't care. It was a long time ago. What if things will be different?
(What if they won't?)
--He hates this waiting around. He's got his eyes open, ears too, back turned to a lamp post that's the least creepy of nearby decor that keeps him out of people's way, the motifs of eyes all strongly ignored. His dress style makes him visible amongst the fashions of Trench, dressed in his green varsity jacket and jeans more suited for the Earth he's from.
And he waits, as he said he would. For whatever comes around the corner - for whatever comes next. ]
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Date: 2022-09-06 03:13 pm (UTC)It came to a screeching halt just before the corner approaching the school.]
Get the hell out of the way, asshole! I'm driving here!
[The voice should be familiar enough to Robby. Despite being loud and annoyed, there was a tension that couldn't be ignore in it. The car approached the corner again and Johnny looked around the corner, his knuckles white on the steering wheel. It had been months since he last saw his son for real. Not a specter. Not a memory. The real flesh and blood Robby. ...He was also painfully aware he might not be the man his son remembers. That he was from a different time than both LaRusso and Tory and that was probably the same for Robby as well. He was absolutely terrified of fucking this up.
But he glanced over to LaRusso who was sitting in his passenger seat. It wasn't comfort he was looking for, it was an urge to prove to himself and LaRusso that he could do this. That he could be there for his son when he needed him. That's all he needed.
The car turned and bumped along the road toward where Robby stood. Eventually coming to a stop as Johnny killed the engine. There was a nervous pause as he sucked in a breath before opening the door and poking his head out.]
Robby.
Hey.
[His words come to him slow and a little shaky. But hey. He actually showed up.]
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From:Omen Speak!
Date: 2022-09-12 11:42 pm (UTC)The Omen is shy and cautious like Peter, but there's something intensely curious and alien, too. Something reminiscent of the demon; he's both parts of their spirits conjoined. When the snake calls out to the entity tethered to Johnny, his mental voice is a quiet hiss. )
Isss ssssomeone there?
I'm sorry for the delay on this.
Date: 2022-10-01 05:07 pm (UTC)The his is matched with one of it's own. It sounds a touch more tired and weary, but with a subtle bit of strength to it.]
I am here.
Do you come in peace or do you seek a lashing?
No worries!! I'm in zero rush for chill Omen chats!
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From:un: 30hotdoglimit - text
Date: 2022-09-15 11:19 pm (UTC)Is it true that you can teach other people how to fight...?
( Though, it's more for defense than anything else. They don't want to hurt anyone. )
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Date: 2022-09-20 01:11 pm (UTC)You heard right.
Are you looking to learn how to kick some ass?
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From:voice, un: kickflips (sometime around the 10th-15th)
Date: 2022-09-24 06:15 pm (UTC)How's your paleblood treating you today, Johnny?? Your ears working? And hopefully your eyes, too. ]
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Date: 2022-09-25 07:15 pm (UTC)Eagle Fang Karate.
Sensei Johnny Lawrence Speaking.
[This is the most professional he has ever sounded in his life.]
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From:audio | un: sds
Date: 2022-10-06 03:18 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2022-10-06 03:40 am (UTC)Johnny's quiet for a little after he listens to that. He is not used to actually being put in this situation. But- He does have an idea or two about relationships worked. He's tanked more than a few but he was also able to help Miguel at least get his feet under him with his crush. And things between him and Carmen hadn't been awful back at home.
...And he hadn't exactly fucked things up with Mercy yet. But that was different.
He at the very least owed Sharon and Rose the chance to try here. Whether he screwed things up was a future Johnny problem.]
I'm not an expert or anything but I've been around the block a few times.
Tell me what's going on, kid.
I'll see what I can do.
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From:CW: Mentions of parental death, dead beat dadding.
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From:text; un: taka
Date: 2022-10-08 05:10 pm (UTC)Your son asked me to teach him about chakra usage. Considering your animosity towards me, I thought you deserved to know and wasn't sure if he'd ask your permission for it ahead of time.
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Date: 2022-10-10 07:24 pm (UTC)Dude-
Get over yourself.
Anything I have against you is just because you remind me of an asshole I know from back home.
Who's here now.
But yeah. If Robby wants to train with you. That's fine. Go for it.
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Date: 2022-10-26 09:22 pm (UTC)need to talk to u
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Date: 2022-10-26 11:01 pm (UTC)Sure, I could eat.
You in any sort of trouble?
Need me to crack some skulls?
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From:Video; UN: EternalMoon
Date: 2022-11-07 02:13 am (UTC)text, un: tabris, misfire
Date: 2022-11-10 01:22 am (UTC)Text UN: 1stStrike
Date: 2022-11-10 01:32 am (UTC)You don't eat fucking eggplants while training.
You eat meat.
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From:NOOO I FORGOT MY TEXT FORMATTING
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From:un: kickflllllllllllllllllllll
Date: 2022-11-11 09:03 pm (UTC)and its not like i want to
i hated it the first time i did it. i dont remember the second time well
but i know i have to even if i dont like thinking about it
anyway we dont have to talk about it, i know its a lot
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Date: 2022-11-11 10:27 pm (UTC)BITE HARD
BITE FAST
SOME MERCY
Actually text the chick this now.
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From:text; un: lookingforshinsengumi (misfire!)
Date: 2022-11-11 09:36 pm (UTC)you have always been here for me so far and that has helped me a lot
and you know i think maybe this place is a chance for you and your father
since you are so far away from home maybe things can be different at some point somehow
i do not know if it is the same way for you but
even with all the awful things and bad moments and all the ways he hurt me somehow all i can think about are the few good moments i have had with my father
and when i think of those
i really miss him
so i guess i am a little envious of you hehe
just a tiny bit though
please do not worry
i really hope you get your chance with your father robby
Text UN: Kickflips (Event messed up username.)
Date: 2022-11-11 10:24 pm (UTC)Honestly this breaks Johnny's heart more than a little to read. He hadn't really considered how everyone else here might be missing their own families.
And how him and Robby not getting along could be a kick in the face to some. ...And how them just being there was a kick in the face to others.]
Look, kid.
Don't know what's going on.
But I think you have the wrong number.
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