no ive never had the beer here or anywhere the whiskey is fine i guess
what ive actually been thinking is that since youve been dead or whatever theres been no one to appreciate the babes with me the babes arent getting appreciated! its so sad!!
Seriously? You're missing out. Well only half missing out here. The beer here doesn't taste like piss but it's like three steps away from it.
Fuck. Seriously? I should have known no one here was fucking man enough to pick up the slack while I was gone. We can fix this. You find the blackest t-shirt you can find. Blue jeans. And sunglasses. Those babes are going to be so fucking appreciated by the time we're done with them.
i only have black jeans but other than that you got it sensei see you at the dojo in 30
[ as promised, Gideon shows up to an abandoned warehouse thirty minutes later, wearing a black t-shirt with the sleeves ripped off, black jeans, shades, and rocking some terrible seasonal allergies. she sneezes, then leans against a door frame like a very cool kid. the coolest. ]
[ At training mission, Gideon flexes a bicep, because that's an important contribution to any conversation. She huffs when Sensei Lawrence brings up her congestion, however. He's not wrong -- it's the worst! But she hasn't found any remedy yet, which sucks. ]
It's the plants, Sensei. They're out to murder me. Seriously, what the fuck? I thought they were supposed to be like, cool and nice-looking and stuff. Nature's overrated. But as long as I stay inside, with hot girls, I'll be fine.
[Johnny appreciates the flex. His expression sours a little at the mention of allergies.]
If there is one thing I have learned about nature is that it's a total asshole. It's going to try and shit all over your plans but you can totally overcome it with practice.
You've already got the right idea for now. Besides taking chicks to a movie is a total alpha move and they're usually indoors.
[ Gideon nods, hanging onto her Sensei's every word. She is very used to things that shit all over you but are overcome-able with practice, so this doesn't surprise her. ]
Oh, yeah? What's the best movie for to take them to? Like, should I test their personality by showing them Rocky and if she hates it, I know that girl sucks?
[Johnny actually makes a bit of a face at that. Not insulted but it was clear that Gideon still needed to learn some lessons about how to treat a chick and he was proud to do it.
...That sentence was absolutely batshit to write.
He elbows Gideon lightly to show his disapproval.]
Nah, nah. You don't do that. Not on like the first date. The thing is if she's with you, you've already proven you're an alpha and she's into you. Now it's time to return the favor.
You let her pick the movie. Even if it sucks it shows you've shown you're willing to stick it out with her. And if you're really lucky she knows the movie sucks too, and she's more interested in spending time with you than watching the movie.
[ Okay, yeah, that tracks. Man, Sensei Lawrence really gives the best advice, doesn't he? ]
Right, okay. So I can prove I'm an alpha by like, pushing her down a flight of stairs and then telling a sick joke, and then to make it up to her, we can watch "One Hundred Thousand Uses For Bones: A Three-Hour Visual Nightmare."
[ Which is exactly the shit Harrow would be into. ]
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Date: 2022-03-19 02:31 am (UTC)[ welcome back to the land of the living, johnny. this can only be good. ]
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Date: 2022-03-19 02:38 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2022-03-19 04:23 pm (UTC)or anywhere
the whiskey is fine i guess
what ive actually been thinking is that since youve been dead or whatever theres been no one to appreciate the babes with me
the babes arent getting appreciated! its so sad!!
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Date: 2022-03-19 10:35 pm (UTC)You're missing out.
Well only half missing out here.
The beer here doesn't taste like piss but it's like three steps away from it.
Fuck.
Seriously?
I should have known no one here was fucking man enough to pick up the slack while I was gone.
We can fix this.
You find the blackest t-shirt you can find.
Blue jeans.
And sunglasses.
Those babes are going to be so fucking appreciated by the time we're done with them.
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Date: 2022-03-20 06:57 pm (UTC)i wanna try it
i only have black jeans but other than that
you got it sensei
see you at the dojo in 30
[ as promised, Gideon shows up to an abandoned warehouse thirty minutes later, wearing a black t-shirt with the sleeves ripped off, black jeans, shades, and rocking some terrible seasonal allergies. she sneezes, then leans against a door frame like a very cool kid. the coolest. ]
'Sup?
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Date: 2022-03-21 12:31 am (UTC)He looks her way when he hears the sneeze and gives a huff of a laugh.]
Oh you know. About to take my student out on an important training mission.
Better do something about that sneeze though. Badasses don't get the sniffles.
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Date: 2022-04-04 04:57 pm (UTC)It's the plants, Sensei. They're out to murder me. Seriously, what the fuck? I thought they were supposed to be like, cool and nice-looking and stuff. Nature's overrated. But as long as I stay inside, with hot girls, I'll be fine.
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Date: 2022-04-06 12:59 am (UTC)If there is one thing I have learned about nature is that it's a total asshole. It's going to try and shit all over your plans but you can totally overcome it with practice.
You've already got the right idea for now. Besides taking chicks to a movie is a total alpha move and they're usually indoors.
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Date: 2022-04-14 02:51 pm (UTC)Oh, yeah? What's the best movie for to take them to? Like, should I test their personality by showing them Rocky and if she hates it, I know that girl sucks?
CW: Toxic Masculinity???????????
Date: 2022-04-14 05:57 pm (UTC)...That sentence was absolutely batshit to write.
He elbows Gideon lightly to show his disapproval.]
Nah, nah. You don't do that. Not on like the first date. The thing is if she's with you, you've already proven you're an alpha and she's into you. Now it's time to return the favor.
You let her pick the movie. Even if it sucks it shows you've shown you're willing to stick it out with her. And if you're really lucky she knows the movie sucks too, and she's more interested in spending time with you than watching the movie.
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Date: 2022-04-18 03:38 pm (UTC)Right, okay. So I can prove I'm an alpha by like, pushing her down a flight of stairs and then telling a sick joke, and then to make it up to her, we can watch "One Hundred Thousand Uses For Bones: A Three-Hour Visual Nightmare."
[ Which is exactly the shit Harrow would be into. ]
How many girls have you gotten, like this?